No. No, I can't do this. The castle can't do this to me.

[Hey, Paradisa. Recognize this worried voice? Why, it's none other than Newton Pulsifer, who doesn't seem to be enjoying the world change all that much. Let's find out why!]

An internet cafe? Really?! I've already had five computers go blue screen today, and I can barely understand anything ( Read more... )

[Paradisa, Paradisa, Paradisa. What ever are we going to do with you? Why, you are just asking to be messed with, somehow. Newt has had enough of your cute little pure ways, so therefore, he's decided to strike back.]

[WITH MOUSE TRAPS.]

[That's right. For now, on every square inch of the floor on the lobby is a mouse trap, loaded and ready for ( Read more... )

[Newt's been hanging out and about the castle, mostly keeping to himself. After all, he is the most awkward person in the planet, and he would rather read through the newspaper fifteen times than actually talk to anyone.]

[But luckily, Newt understands he has a problem with this. So, what is he going to do to fix it?]

[Talk about the end of the world ( Read more... )

Go away.

[Hello, Paradisans. Today, you'll have the pleasure of hearing a rather annoyed Newton Pulsifer at the other end of your journal today. He makes shooing noises before starting to speak.]

Anyways, I'm very glad that people took care of the whole Riful situation. I-I would have helped, but honestly, I'm not the best at saving the world and ( Read more... )

[Don't look now, Paradisa, but there are spots of glue seeping into your journals right about now.]

Bloody-! How do I always miss where I'm supposed to be putting the glue? Couldn't they have made a smaller bottle-?

[People nearby might notice Newt working on something small on top of the spread pages of his journal. The box next to him seems to ( Read more... )

[After all that has happened to him in Paradisa, this is a welcome change. Maybe the castle is paying him back for all the times it made him miserable. Or it just actually sort of dumped him with a bunch of people on this ship and didn't really care about him at all. Whatever. This place is a boon for Newt because there isn't any technology for him ( Read more... )

[Guess who didn't get a kid for the baby plot? Newton Pulsifer, that's who. And to add to his misery, his wife has gone home, Anathema has gone home, and now there are vampires on the loose trying to kill everyone. Definitely not the best time in Newt's life.]

[He's just sitting in the lobby, looking like he's deep in thought.]
...I really miss ( Read more... )

[For once, Newt isn't breaking things by accident.]

[In fact, he's in the game room, playing one of the arcade games. And the machine hasn't exploded or started smoking- everything is pretty much normal, which, for Newt, is an anomaly. But whatever, he's having fun shooting these aliens. It brings him back to the times when he was a boy, really.]

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[Newt has been thinking about this for a while, and now he's determined to go out and say it. He hasn't talked to Eris in a while, after all, and he wants to let her know exactly how he feels about her. He goes and opens his journal, sitting in a chair in the lobby.]

Erm, Eris...I have something to say. I know that Anathema just got here, but I ( Read more... )

It...it's over now, right?

[Guess who's been staying locked up in his room since this Slenderman business began? His voice sounds rather worried, as if he's afraid this Slenderman is going to haunt him in his sleep or something.]

I'm sorry I couldn't help...I'm not the best at research or, erm, exorcising creatures, you see. I mean, the only thing ( Read more... )